It’s Quite Smooth

by Heidi

Yesterday Gunnar convinced me to take the blue road home.  This blue road was much bumpier than any bumpy road I’ve been on.  In an attempt to further understand this bizarre road issue, I pointed out that this blue road is very bumpy.  And, then proceded to ask Gunnar if he liked this road even though it’s bumpy.  He said, “Yes.  It’s quite smooth.”  What!!!  “Quite Smooth?!?!”  First, are you kidding me!  It’s the very opposite of smooth.  And, second, when did you start talking like that?  Quite?  You are always surprising me dear Gunnar-bear.